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How to Make Sandwiches Like the Pros!
Sandwiches rank as one of the easiest foods to make at home, requiring to slices of bread and, practically, whatever you want. But have you ever wanted to make sandwiches like a master? Well, look no further than here. We'll tell you all of the ins and outs of being a renaissance sandwich maker in just a few easy steps.
The Three Disciplines of Making a Sandwich!
Before you start making a sandwich, you have to learn the disciplines of making a sandwich. There are three total, and each of them will help in your journey to make the perfect sandwich. The first discipline is "You are not talented." Think about it: you are, right now, legitimately reading a guide on how to make a sandwich. By looking for a guide on pro sandwich-making, you have subtly proven to yourself that you lack the talent to cook a good dish. The second discipline is: "You lack the materials." Let's face it, you don't have the ingredients or tools necessary to make a perfect sandwich. The best you're going to get is a loaf of bread, some consumer-grade condiments, and preserved meat; inadequate for a perfect sandwich. The last discipline is:"You will never be able to make a good sandwich." This discipline is only meant to motivate. Go further beyond the limits of sandwich making. When you think you've made the perfect sandwich, you haven't! get out two new slices of bread and get to innovating!
The Official How-To for The Perfect Sandwich!
Now that we've covered the principles of making a sandwich, we can get to the actual making of it.
This part is surprisingly tricky; if you've ever made a sandwich before, prepare to be shocked, because
a master's process is extremely different to that of a beginner. The first step to making a sandwich is
getting dressed. Now, this may sound silly, but it'll be important for later. All you have to do is get
dressed as if you're going outside today, shoes and everything. The second step is to locate and make
your way to the closest sandwich joint. You may be concerned, and I understand that. But, if you've been
following the 3 disciplines of sandwich making, all of this would make sense. Because you have no talent,
no materials, and can't make the perfect sandwich, you might as well just order from someone who has the skills,
tools, and practice to do it for you! The third step is to, obviously, inspect the restaurant. Is it clean?
Does the food look good? Do you feel comfortable in the store? If a store doesn't meet your aesthetic standards.
Go somewhere else! There's no point in giving your money to places you don't like. Once you've found the perfect
store, we can get on to the fourth step: ordering the sandwich. Sandwich ordering requires a lot of nuance; you
have to know the sandwich numbers, the available toppings, the seasonings, the styles, the types of bread,
and the sizes. Make sure your order is as clear and concise as possible. Once your order is completed,
make sure to pay for it and then take it with you; rinse and repeat until you find your perfect sandwich.
How To Make a Sandwich Like a Pro
Sandwiches rank as one of the easiest foods to make at home, here's how to make them like the pros. prep time: 20 mins making time: varies total time: varies yield: 1 sandwich Category: whenever you want
Ingredients:
- At most 10$ USD - A car - Clothes - PatienceInstructions:
Get dressed Get your wallet Drive to the closest restaurant Inspect restaurant Find another if this one's bad Wait in line Order sandwich Wait for 5-10 mins Pay for sandwich Take sandwich to table or home